ATTN: The Gentleman in Black and Gold and ... the Other Guy

Fri, 11 Feb 2005 23:59:59 -800

The next time you want to step in front of a moving MAX train, here are three
things you need:
Your Oregon organ donor ID card. We're not going to look for your brain,
because you obviously don't have one, but if there's anything left of you after
I run you over, someone might want something.A clean pair of underwear for when we clean up whatever's left of you.And finally, a statement in your will leaving everything you have to me.--heard while riding MAX last weekend.